Crew of Red Corsair

[20:42] Livio: The power of lag is strong tonight.
[20:42] PiNG2: yeah
[20:42] PiNG2: from 60 to 300 ms
[20:42] Livio: From 190 to 600ms.
[20:43] Livio: My magic is even more powerful than yours.
[20:43] PiNG2: from Paris with lag
[20:43] Livio: But we can celebrate 2020 when it was finally cast.
[20:44] PiNG2: lol
[20:44] PiNG2: lag meeee♪♫♪♫♫
[20:45] PiNG2: tenderrrr♪♪♫♪♫
[20:45] PiNG2: lag me sweettttt
[20:45] Livio: XD
[20:45] Livio: Elvis Lagsley?
[20:45] PiNG2: ahahhahaha
[20:45] PiNG2: the same
[20:45] PiNG2: Elvis Preslag
[20:46] Livio: He is alive!

[22:27] GNULinux+: gy anyone?
[22:27] ekraztachik: what means GY ?
[22:27] GNU+Linux: graveyard
[22:27] ekraztachik: oh
[22:27] ekraztachik: thanks for the answer
[22:27] Livio: Great yard.
[22:27] GNU+Linux: lol

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[22:27] Arkhen: hello GNU
[22:27] GNULinux+: gy anyone?
[22:27] breilin: lagg
[22:27] GNULinux+: Hello Arkhen ☺
[22:28] Arkhen: hey, Hello=). wake up! GNu is here.
[22:28] Hello=): Hello=) ☺
[22:28] Livio: A lot of young people want to go to the graveyard!
[22:28] GNULinux+: Hello=) ☺
[22:28] GNULinux+: lol
[22:28] Livio: How respectful of deads.
[22:28] GNULinux+: XD
[22:28] Arkhen: lol Livio
[22:28] Hello=): what are you ppl of up to?
[22:28] GNULinux+: I'm farming undead items in gy
[22:28] GNULinux+: for LTQ :D
[22:28] Livio: Going to gy to count bones.
[22:29] Arkhen: what's LTQ?
[22:29] Livio: Hello!
[22:29] GNULinux+: Love Triangle Quest
[22:29] Arkhen: oh!
[22:29] Livio: Least Terrific Quest
[22:29] GNULinux+: lol
[22:29] Arkhen: that never ending quest
[22:29] GNULinux+: good one Livio
[22:29] CrAsH-DMX: tons, quien va a ir por los tacos ???
[22:30] Hello=): hmm it quite lengthy. Guess I haven't finished some parts :D

Playing Hangman

[22:45] Gillian_: Hello Prsm, we are hanging matto.
[22:45] Prsm: no hangings
...
[23:00] matto: what team am i in?%%R?
[23:00] matto: ah i forgot....
[23:00] Rift Avis: The Death Team, matto.
...
[23:04] matto: _EML_ _ _
[23:04] Gillian_: I
[23:04] Rill~: is this English?
[23:05] matto: it is
[23:05] Constable Bob: English in Public, it's a game Rule!
...
[23:05] Prsm: can i guess?
[23:05] matto: _EML_ _ _
[23:05] Gillian_: oh oops
[23:06] Gillian_: yes Prsm
[23:06] Gillian_: GUess away
[23:06] Prsm: ostrich
[23:06] matto: how did you know????
[23:06] Prsm: its a good guess
...
[23:07] Rift Avis: I think we had plenty of wrong guesses; can we kill him now?
...
[23:24] Rift Avis: D R _ V O K O _ _ R
[23:24] Gabrielror_br: I
[23:24] Rill~: A
[23:24] Rift Avis: I no, A no.
[23:24] Rill~: U
[23:24] Gillian_: E
[23:24] matto: E
[23:24] Gillian_: jinx
[23:24] Livio: What the helk is that?
[23:24] Rift Avis: U no, E yes.
[23:24] Lil Snarfles: It contains something from rift Avis.
[23:24] Lil Snarfles: You know it's always terrible.
...
[23:24] Rift Avis: D R E V O K O _ _ R
[23:25] matto: Drevo means wood
[23:25] Gillian_: W
[23:25] Rift Avis: W no.
[23:25] Lil Snarfles: N
[23:25] Rift Avis: N no.
[23:25] Livio: I don't say things like that even when I swear.
...
[23:25] Rift Avis: D R E V O K O C Ú R
[23:26] Rift Avis: That's Slovakian for ‘squirrel’.
[23:26] matto: Squirrel is Veverička in slovak
[23:26] Rift Avis: What do you know about Slovak?
[23:26] matto: not much
*Please note: Rift Avis is Czech. Matto is Slovak.
...
[23:29] matto: _ E _ _ E _ O _
[23:30] Gillian_: D
[23:30] Prsm: ostrich
[23:30] matto: D yeah
[23:30] matto: _ E D _ E _ O _
[23:30] Gillian_: Prsm do you like Ostriches?
[23:30] Prsm: only ate it once, wasnt bad
...
[00:17] Rill~: _ U R I C _
[00:17] Livio: Murica
[00:17] Gillian_: XD
[00:17] Rill~: no
[00:17] Gillian_: P
[00:17] Rift Avis: 'Murica with an apostrophe?
...
[00:19] Luffs: zurich
[00:19] Rill~: yes
[00:19] matto: wow
[00:19] Gillian_: ive never heard of that place
[00:19] Rift Avis: Oh right
[00:19] matto: Switzerland
[00:19] Rift Avis: A city in Germany, right?
[00:19] Rill~: Zurich, Switzerland
[00:19] Rift Avis: Same thing.~

Switching to Trivia

[00:28] Rift Avis: You can only ask yes/no questions, make guesses, or ask who it is.
[00:28] Livio: Give us some hints.
[00:28] Gillian_: XD
[00:28] matto: is it a male? (already being xenophobic)
[00:28] Rill~: Is he European?
[00:29] Rift Avis: Male, not European.
[00:29] Rill~: American?
[00:29] matto: Murican?
[00:29] Rift Avis: Not from USA.
[00:29] Rill~: Canadian?
[00:29] Rift Avis: Canadian.
[00:29] Gillian_: Slovakian
[00:29] matto: Kin Jong Un?
[00:29] matto: Kim*
[00:29] Gillian_: Justin Bieber
[00:29] Rill~: Trudeau?
[00:30] Rift Avis: Not Canada's last prime minister Kim Jong Un from Slovakia.
...

[21:50] Livio: Okay then!
[21:50] Livio: Let's push the button!
[21:50] Taurus: just dont die and you are fine
[21:50] Valia: Taurus, I am ready to cast the teleport spell. You and your comrades should not wait any longer!
[21:50] Livio: comrades?
[21:50] Taurus: yep
[21:51] Livio: Didn't now that Valia is a comunist.
[21:51] Taurus: back in the ussr
[21:51] Livio: Valia should have moustaches.
[21:51] Taurus: no wonder so many ppl die there...
[21:51] Livio: Nice one!
[21:51] Taurus: sending us straight to gulag
[21:52] Taurus: r?
[21:52] Livio: r!
[21:52] Livio: matto?
[21:52] matto: R
[21:52] Livio: papzu?
[21:52] Taurus: just us two
[21:52] Taurus: ok 3
[21:52] Livio: Don't think about bad children.
[21:52] Livio: We have to fight now.
[21:52] Valia: Hurry up Taurus, I am losing patience.
[21:53] Taurus: papzu afk...what a comrade
[21:53] Livio: Do we have to fight Valia then?
[21:53] Valia: Taurus, you and your missing comrades made me lose a precious time! Out of my sight!
[21:53] Taurus: she didnt take items at least
[21:53] Livio: What a... witch!
[21:53] Taurus: i guess we have to find someone else than papzu
[21:54] Livio: papzu?
[21:55] papzu: b
[21:56] Taurus: wb
[21:56] Taurus: u will stay here now?
[21:56] papzu: now have time
[21:56] papzu: sry
[21:56] Taurus: i hope so
[21:56] Taurus: i dont want to be send to gulag by valia again
[21:56] Livio: Fire it up!
[21:56] Taurus: want to restat or just start?
[21:57] papzu: start
[21:57] Livio: Let's do it.
[21:57] Taurus: okay
[21:57] Livio: Even failing can be funny sometimes.
[21:57] Livio: papzu is burning.
[21:58] Livio: Wasted a potion.
[21:58] papzu: burning santa
[21:59] Livio: Move!!
[21:59] Livio: Or papzu will go afk again because of you!
[21:59] papzu: jaja
[21:59] Valia: Taurus, I am ready to cast the teleport spell. You and your comrades should not wait any longer!
[21:59] papzu: afk
[21:59] Valia: Taurus, papzu, matto, Livio, listen!
[21:59] Livio: Comrades!
[21:59] papzu: jaja
[21:59] Valia: I will teleport the 4 of you in a forest that isn't far from the waterfall.
[21:59] Livio: For the motherland!
[22:00] Taurus: for the ussr!

[11:15] Livio: Bringing death to the forest since 2013.
[11:15] ulpuk: ok, thanks uwu
[11:15] PiNG1: lets go
[11:15] ulpuk: xd
[11:16] Livio: Rotating Pingo!
[11:16] ulpuk: sorry, i got lagged
[11:17] PiNG1: you must to be naked
[11:17] ulpuk: i cant go in
[11:17] PiNG1: to enter
[11:17] PiNG1: desnúdate
[11:17] PiNG1: para entrar
[11:17] ulpuk: i cant...
[11:17] ulpuk: lol
[11:17] Livio: Remove all the equipment!
[11:18] PiNG1: now you can dress
[11:18] Livio: No.
[11:18] Livio: We like naked girls.
[11:18] ulpuk: JAJAJAAJAJ

[17:15] PiNG2: no possible livio
[17:16] PiNG2: rill will punish the nudists
[17:16] Livio: We go out without her.
[17:16] Livio: Anyone of us born without clothes.
[17:17] Livio: And you can't go really naked since you can't get rid of underwear.
[17:17] PiNG2: welll
[17:18] PiNG2: I consider it part of my skin
[17:18] PiNG2: jajajaja
[17:18] Livio: XD

[19:35] coffein: look i am terranite
[19:35] Nced: Hi coffein. ☺
[19:35] coffein: hi Nced
[19:35] Rill_: Privet, Coffee ☺
[19:35] coffein: hi Rill_
[19:35] hchy-Harry: kalmurk!
[19:35] Livio: Nice!
[19:35] Rill_: Kalmurk to you too, Harry
[19:36] Nced: Yeah, kalmurk. ☺

[22:00] Livio: To hit where it hurts.
[22:00] DiamondPython: Is this your main Livio?
[22:01] Livio: Yes,
[22:01] Event Horizon: i got 2 other char.
[22:01] Livio: The only one I have.
[22:01] DiamondPython: Have you ever heard of a player with 200 dex?
[22:01] Livio: I saw it on the guild page.
[22:01] DiamondPython: ah ok
[22:01] DiamondPython: Have you ever heard of a player with 200 dex?
[22:02] DiamondPython: players with 200 dex
[22:02] Livio: No.
[22:02] DiamondPython: Its possible in another server
[22:02] Livio: I guess he can pickle his nose shooting an arrow in the sky.
[22:02] Event Horizon: yeah
[22:02] DiamondPython: As an archer, its possible to have attack delay of 100
[22:02] Event Horizon: or lower
[22:02] DiamondPython: luck of +70%
[22:03] Event Horizon: yeah
[22:03] DiamondPython: All on a different server
[22:03] Livio: Not this one.
[22:03] Event Horizon: and can tank yetis with betsanc and with a cotton shirt
[22:03] DiamondPython: nope
[22:03] DiamondPython: lol, I guess
[22:03] DiamondPython: There there are dragon pets
[22:04] Livio: Nice thing to light cigarettes.
[22:04] DiamondPython: lol

[22:34] Micksha: ok.. again?
[22:34] Rill_: Livio, you picked up KFC at the INn
[22:34] Livio: Yes.
[22:35] Rill_: ok... everyone still have enough supplies?
[22:35] Livio: I'm fine.
[22:36] Qwerty Dragon: yes
[22:36] Rill_: r
[22:36] Qwerty Dragon: r
[22:36] Livio: Are we going for a second round?
[22:36] Livio: I'm ready.
[22:36] Rill_: yup
[22:36] Micksha: ok fgo
[22:36] Micksha: go
[22:36] Rill_: for your 2nd prize
[22:37] Livio: This trend of getting undead people...
[22:37] Livio: Has started from her or from the generals?
[22:38] Rill_: Livio, is your shield equipped?
[22:38] Micksha: HAHAHA
[22:38] Livio: I've forgot the shiedl....
[22:38] Micksha: good one
[22:38] Micksha: thats why you barely survive and eat apples like a horse :)

[01:56] Livio: Keep rotating like that for more time and we will find crude oil in Hurnscald.
[01:56] Arkhen: lol
[01:56] Rill_: or more water
[01:57] Rift Avis: Yeah, she'd probably just fall into a cavern.
[01:57] Livio: Yeah!
[01:57] Rill_: or the sewer
[01:57] Livio: Hurnscald has hollowed ground.
[01:57] Gumi: the lake that's under the tavern
[01:57] Livio: Is the tavern's beer made with lake's water?
[01:57] Hello=): Hurns not seems to enjoy by facilities like sewers :P
[01:58] Arkhen: or pvp arena under the store
[01:58] Gumi: if you bore deep enough you'll eventually reach botcheck
[01:58] Rill_: rofl!!

[19:55] Dresden: ???
[19:56] Dresden: Phone
[19:56] Livio: I didn't know that a phone can get signal into a crypt.
[19:56] bObr: lol
[19:56] Livio: What's your phone Dresden?
[19:56] Dresden: A very dead signal.....
[19:57] Livio: You got a call from the afterlife?
[19:57] bObr: xD

[20:35] Rill^ is now Online.
[20:35] Livio: Are there folks looking for some action?
[20:35] Rill^: Livio, did you explain to Spencer about the event starting on Monday?
[20:35] Livio: What event?
[20:35] Rill^ sighs
[20:36] Livio: Oh, wait...
[20:36] Livio: You mean the awakening of Tormenta?
[20:36] Rill^: [@@http://crc.evolonline.org/forum_threads/3138130 |http://crc.evolonline.org/forum_threads/3138130@@]
[20:36] Rill^: yes, that
[20:36] Rill^: like when you tormenta me
[20:36] Livio: You are so nice.
[20:37] Rill^: and ditto!
[20:37] Livio: I want to know who decided for that boss' name.
[20:38] Livio: Something like headcrusher would be nicer.
[20:38] Rill^: I think it means "Storm" in Spanish
[20:38] Livio: It means it in italian.
[20:39] Livio: And yes... As a verb means to bother someone.
[20:39] Rill^: It means "it"???
[20:39] Spencer: ok
[20:39] Spencer: i understand
[20:40] Rill^: good ☺
[20:40] Livio: To bother someone: tormentare qualcuno.
[20:42] Livio: I wonder if that boss will summon something like SUSAN do.
[20:42] Rill^: like Livio il Tormentatore
[20:42] Livio: Allora che parlo a fare in inglese.

[02:37] kirito1232: can i have some money plz
[02:38] GnuLinux: I don't understand what you mean by this ---> [02:37] kirito1232: i am warrior mage an acher
[02:38] kirito1232: i am all 3

[19:46] Livio: Even here nobody knows how to use bluetooth.
[19:46] Nced: On the phone while driving?
[19:46] Livio: Yes.
[19:47] Nced: That reminds me of a joke...
[19:47] Livio: What joke?
[19:47] Nced: "Yesterday saw a woman driver putting her mascara while moving... nearly dropped my coffee cup".
[19:48] Slaanesh: i can do that with eyeliner haha
[19:48] Slaanesh: but id rather park first
[19:48] Slaanesh: lot of poepl here text and drive
[19:48] Livio: I'm glad to drive away from you. %%=
[19:48] Slaanesh: lul
[19:48] Slaanesh: you would be . i drive a patrol vehicle

[20:25] Nced: I remember teaching a newbie... I explained him how to sit, chat and emote. Then I said, "Ok! You now know the basics". %%1
[20:27] Damballa: hm
[20:27] Livio: Hey!
[20:27] Nced: I also remember trying to help Rill cope with two newbs... I told them, "Okay, you guys stay here". Guess what? They ran away in an instant.
[20:27] Damballa: hahaha

[17:46] coffein: noo, dont kill mouboo
[17:46] coffein: all mouboos are good
[17:47] Livio: To eat?
[17:47] coffein: no
[17:47] Rose0: accident i forgot to put it on ignore
[17:47] coffein: they are very beauteful animals
[17:47] Rose0: lol
[17:47] coffein: i killed all bees
[17:47] coffein: haha
[17:47] Livio: Ignore all bees.
[17:48] coffein: noway
[17:48] coffein: kill them
[17:48] coffein: bees are bad animals
[17:48] coffein: very evil
[17:48] Livio: So honey is evil too...
[17:48] coffein: yeah
[17:48] coffein: suspicius
[17:48] Livio: I ate it for breakfast.